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Heroes swing swords, slay beasts, and save villages.
Not us. We’d rather keep our hands clean and our mugs full.

So we tell stories.
Some are true, most are not, but if the crowd laughs and the coins clink, does it really matter?
In this town, a good tale is worth more than a sharp blade.

We’re not fighters; we’re Lyres. And if our words cause a little trouble… well, that just makes for a better story next time.